My Dad is funny.

I called home the other day and let my Dad know what is going on here and some of the things I've seen.

He said, "Son, are you sure you should be telling me this?"

I replied, "Uh, yeah Dad it's cool. I wouldn't tell you anything that is classified."

He said, "Ok son I know they moniter your calls and I just want to say I DON'T WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING THAT IS GOING ON. YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL ME ANYTHING SON. I DON'T HAVE A NEED TO KNOW. I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD I HAVE ZERO INTEREST IN WHAT IS BEING SAID."

That made me laugh.