Man hands

I was dating (dating is stretching it a bit) some chick back in college and I went to her grandma's house or something like that. I shook her hand and she jerked her hand away like my hand was coverend in my own snot or something.

She said to me, "Your hand's are soft, like a woman's. What do you do?"

I told her I went to college and she said, "You seemed like a softee and I can tell becasue you don't have man hands. Before any one woman will want you, you'll need to get some man hands. You don't work with your hands do you?"

In my mind I was thinking work with my hands? Nope sorry honey we didn't sharecrop in the 80's. But later tongiht I'll work my hands on your granddaughter. HA, that will fix your pretty little wagon old woman!

Well anyway that little story came up becasue I was feeing my hands today and I realized that my hands are all rough now from all the manual labor that I do. I just thought to myself, well looks like I do have man hands now.

...well it was funny to me.