Women!

I love women, I love all types of women different shapes, different sizes, different colors it doesn't matter. I am one of those that is convinced that the female form is the most perfect form of all. God was very kind indeed when he blessed the world with the being known as woman. The human that hasn't felt the love of a woman as a mother, sister, aunt, grandmother, or lover is a sad creature indeed. One deserving of pity.

That being said women drive me up the wall! The one pet peeve I have is that is when someone doesn't anwser the question I ask. 11 times out of 10 that is going to be a woman. If I ask a man what is the sum of "1 + 1" ten times out of ten he is going to say 2. If I ask a woman the same question her anwser going to be why do you want to know or what it is for? That's not the correct anwser Woman! The correct anwser is 2. Now then I'm sure some out there that will say that women need clarifcation before she goes off and anwsers a question all willy nilly. Well, to that I say maybe just maybe I don't want to give clarification becasue I'm planning something I don't want you to know the anwser to.

Nah...It can't be that simple can it?