Ok now this is the funniest site on the internet.

www.bash.org it is logs from people's IRC (Internet Relay Chat) some of this stuff is too funny. This is the perfect time killer (not that I'm doing that I'm just saying)

Here are a few of my favorites:

<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<@malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit

<@myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it
<@joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
<@myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.
<@joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
<@joshua> *appologies?
<@joshua> soemthing like that
<@joshua> fuck it
<@joshua> i'm an american
<@joshua> i don't have to spell

<@guo_si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<@thexphial> vaccuums
<@guo_si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<@thexphial> black holes
<@guo_si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<@thexphial> lava?

<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that

<-LordChewy> so my dad found my porn folder
<-LordChewy> and he was getting all pissed
<-LordChewy> so its all like "does this surprise you? i'm not stupid you know"
<-LordChewy> "i know dad"
<-LordChewy> "what do you have to say for yourself?"
<-LordChewy> at this point i stare at him straight in the eyes and say "C:\Documents and SettingsRickyMy Documentsfaxessent faxes"
<-LordChewy> and he just shut up
<-kingKahn> what is it?
<-LordChewy> its his porn folder

<@casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<@tarrier> how
<@casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<@jennaway> that's sad
<@bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough