God Bless you Mr. Rap Video director. God bless you and your misogynistic ways!

My brother sent me a DJ Jelly & MC Assault video remix DVD. Basically what these guys do is take videos and mix the lyrics of the video with instrumentals of another song. It all works together really well and it's super tight. But, I don't care about their technical aptitude. What I like is the tig ol bitties and scantily clad young phillies that these rappers have galloping back and forth across the screen. It's pure carnal pleasure. So thank you T.I. yes, I would like to get away, get away with one or two of your video freaks. Thank you Fat Joe, yes I would like to lean back into one of your harlots. Thank you Nelly, I believe that 'getting your eagle on'is a euphuism for a young nubile woman opening her legs as to engage in sexual intercourse and if that is true then I agree that there should be more 'eagle on'ing, I would very much enjoy watching a young woman getting her eagle on as you so deftly put it. Jim Jones yes you are a certified gangster and I believe the women in your video are certified hoochies but, I'm not into standards right now so thank you for your sacrifice to your craft so that I can enjoy the spoils of your debauchery. Ciara, I think the young girls in your video are too young for me, hence illegal BUT, if we can all make a trip to Mississippi I think that age thing kicks off around 8 or 9 so your dancers are all good. I'll meet you in Gulfport but, you'll have to bring your own goodies.