Try not to squirm. I'm going to inspect your anus now.

I had to go get a physical today. It's the same one that the soldiers have to get so they took blood, did a drug test (I don't think I HAD to do it but I had to pee so I was like whatever), did an AIDS test, (I'm ALL good ladies if you are wondering). While I was waiting I saw some people that had to come in for a drug test. They look like they did ALL the drugs. It was funny because they were geeking and you could tell. The physical took all day so I figured that I would head back to the hotel because there was no way I could make it back from the doctor's office to Pendleton.