Just got paid, Friday night, party hoppin', feelin' right

Well I just got my first bonus check. This is how the game works. You get paid your regular salary three weeks out of the month and on the fourth week you get your bonus pay. So once a month you get this insanely large check. This would be awesome if I were at home but, I'm not so what's a guy to do with a whole bunch of money and no where to spend it? That's right I found myself a tall voluptous woman on the Internet and told her to hook me up with some of your goodies baby. That right I went go see that fine Amazon. I bought a few trinkets and something for my Mom but, I don't want to say what it is until she gets it but, that didn't appease my need for self gratification. So I paid down about half of my car note. I'll finish it off next month and then student loan you're next by God. Your're next!