Agh, my eyes! Zee Goggles! They do Nothing!

Man what is it with these demon insects here in Iraq? They go straight for the eyes, nose and mouth. Flies, dragonflies, mosquitos, gnats, whatever. I swear what is the deal with these fucking things.

You know how sad you feel for like hungry Africans that Sally Struthers is always trying to save when you realize that you have stayed up to late. I know you say to yourself why don't they brush the flies off their mouth. It's not that they arent trying it's that the other flies have pinned their arms down so they can't move.