God Bless you Mr. Rap Video director. God bless you and your misogynistic ways!

My brother sent me a DJ Jelly & MC Assault video remix DVD. Basically what these guys do is take videos and mix the lyrics of the video with instrumentals of another song. It all works together really well and it's super tight. But, I don't care about their technical aptitude. What I like is the tig ol bitties and scantily clad young phillies that these rappers have galloping back and forth across the screen. It's pure carnal pleasure. So thank you T.I. yes, I would like to get away, get away with one or two of your video freaks. Thank you Fat Joe, yes I would like to lean back into one of your harlots. Thank you Nelly, I believe that 'getting your eagle on'is a euphuism for a young nubile woman opening her legs as to engage in sexual intercourse and if that is true then I agree that there should be more 'eagle on'ing, I would very much enjoy watching a young woman getting her eagle on as you so deftly put it. Jim Jones yes you are a certified gangster and I believe the women in your video are certified hoochies but, I'm not into standards right now so thank you for your sacrifice to your craft so that I can enjoy the spoils of your debauchery. Ciara, I think the young girls in your video are too young for me, hence illegal BUT, if we can all make a trip to Mississippi I think that age thing kicks off around 8 or 9 so your dancers are all good. I'll meet you in Gulfport but, you'll have to bring your own goodies.

Parental Guidance Suggested

In the next few posts I'm going to be going over my life story the way I see it. The language in those entries will be explicit and graphic at times. I've sat on this set of entries for a long time and contemplated releasing them. On one hand I think it is good stuff and makes for good reading but, on the other hand I know that I'm going to be opening myself up. Some of my deepest inner thoughts I'm committing to the public domain for everyone to read an dissect. That worries me, I mean what would you do if everyone around you knew everything about you? I think it has to be done becasue I don't want you all to get a skewed idea of who I am. I get emails and comments all the time about me being a good son and wondering why some woman hasn't shot me with a tranq dart and tagged me and things of that nature.

But what you all are seeing right now is half the story. Who I am today is a tale of growth and I wasn't this ideal character, especially in my early 20s. I think where I am now is redemption for who I was 10 years ago and if I had to come to Iraq to get redemption that should give you a clue as to how bad off I was. A lot of the language will be crass in this thing becasue I want to give you a view of how I was feeling then, not necessarily how I'm feeling now.

At anyrate I'll be dropping a entry here and there I don't want to give you all everything at once.